perpetua:

Vampire Weekend
“Oxford Comma”
Live on Later with Jools Holland 2007


Vampire Weekend should play at least one show in which they perform “Oxford Comma” at the end of the main set, but after starting the second verse, the song would break down into total cacophony. At that point, Ezra Koenig would start screaming “WHO GIVES A FUUUUUCK ABOUT AN OXFORD COMMA AHHHHHH” a few times over some grinding, disgusting dirge riff. After maybe three minutes of that, they’d throw some stuff around and storm off the stage. A few minutes later, they would come back for an encore, and play the song totally straight. Smiling and polite.

I keep coming back to this one and ROTFL.

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It’s confirmed: U2 will play Montreal on July 16.

The band will perform on the polo field at the Montreal Hippodrome, kicking in 3 million for the construction of a temporary open-air stadium to fit 60,000 to 80,000 people.

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—The Gazette front page this morning.

WHAT SHIT IS THIS BONO I DON’T EVEN

BUT CARBON FOOTPRINT

BUT

Also “on the polo field” means they’ll be ripping up everything I wrote about on October 22nd, argh the hate

Reviving an old one (made this post-Italy 2007) as it is still funny.

Reviving an old one (made this post-Italy 2007) as it is still funny.

67752:

Icarus and Daedalus, Frederic Leighton

Oh, I have always particularly liked this one.

67752:

Icarus and Daedalus, Frederic Leighton

Oh, I have always particularly liked this one.

katstevens:

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance.

…Where to start? How about at the end, where Gaga is having a post-coital cig next to the charred skeleton of her ‘highest bidder’ whilst her bra randomly fires sparks, accompanied by a chirpy harpsichord refrain?

Nah - let’s start with those HOOFS in the middle eight (3.27, just after the spinning gyroscope bit). It’s all very well saying “walk, walk fashion baby” but feet are not meant to DO that, dude - I don’t care what Alexander McQueen says.

Then there’s the post-middle 8 bit with her polar bear dress catching fire while she says some words in French then screams “I don’t want to be French!” (or “friends”, whatever). At this point you may end up overlooking the fact that she’s wearing a red belt-based outfit with only one leg. Only Lady Gaga would make a video where this is barely noticeable.

See how many other things you can spot in amongst all the vodka:
- wrinkly cat
- solar eclipse
- Burberry trenchcoat
- sunglasses made out of razor blades
- the Judderman
- gold chin protector

Well done everyone involved in the making of this video.

This video has been posted five times in 24 hours in my immediate online social network vicinity; who am I to fight the tide.

(The story is also sorta Metropolis, right?)

EDIT — This just in: vid also receives official Lindsay Lohan seal of approval via Twitter!

(via xebec)

(via xebec)

‘we’ve got some work to do now’ alt. version (via Dr. Monster)
Monster Hunter Velma: now there’s a Halloween costume idea.

‘we’ve got some work to do now’ alt. version (via Dr. Monster)

Monster Hunter Velma: now there’s a Halloween costume idea.

Plus 10 minutes to make an insignia pin out of cardboard, and a glue gun (if you’ve got one) for a phaser.

Plus 10 minutes to make an insignia pin out of cardboard, and a glue gun (if you’ve got one) for a phaser.

via www.johnwaterhouse.com
The only online reproduction that comes close to conveying the intensity of the original’s colouring.  That peacock blue!  The bubbles sent skittering over the surface of the pool by the column of poured liquid are reproduced in the pattern of Circe’s pleated robe - or does it represent the scales of the water dragon on which she stands?  In Waterhouse’s portrayals of Lamia, she has the legs (and gauzy pink dress) of a young girl but artfully trails a shawl that looks like the discarded skin of a boa constrictor.  If dude hadn’t made it as a salon painter he could’ve had quite the career as a fabric designer.
The exhibition currently showing at the Montreal Fine Arts Museum is only a water nymph or three short of comprehensive and completely worth the visit, though the design - the art direction of the exhibition itself - is kind of lulz.  Firstly, everything is painted black and thematically arranged, so you have the black Roman peristyle, the black underwater cave, the black Victorian boudoir (black chair and easel), the black enchanted garden (black clambering silk roses!).  Secondly, all the text is done in this font called “Raphael”, which I can only assume is a private joke on the part of the designer; you know it better as the font used on the cover of Britney Spears’ self-titled third album.  The overall effect was maybe not so much Waterhouse as xxxHolic-era CLAMP.  I felt like I should’ve left and come back in a Black Chii style gothloli outfit.  To pile goth on goth, the curatorial wall text seemed convinced that Waterhouse (who left very few papers) was a student of occultism.  This had never occurred to me, and I’m a student of occultism ahahaha, but believe it or not when one views the paintings side by side the thought becomes plausible.  At least, there was some heavy-duty visual symbolism being carried obsessively from one work over to the next, that only related marginally to the purported subject matter of any given canvas.  Britannia could have been Penelope could have been Circe could have been the Lady of Shalott, but who she really represented is anyone’s guess.
Also check out: Melissa Auf De Maur’s Waterhouse-inspired film OOOM (I wouldn’t have ID’d the connection if it hadn’t been made explicit by its inclusion in the exhibition, but there’s an aesthetic debt for certain).  And Waterhouse’s very own copy of Tennyson - it turns out he was a doodler.

via www.johnwaterhouse.com

The only online reproduction that comes close to conveying the intensity of the original’s colouring.  That peacock blue!  The bubbles sent skittering over the surface of the pool by the column of poured liquid are reproduced in the pattern of Circe’s pleated robe - or does it represent the scales of the water dragon on which she stands?  In Waterhouse’s portrayals of Lamia, she has the legs (and gauzy pink dress) of a young girl but artfully trails a shawl that looks like the discarded skin of a boa constrictor.  If dude hadn’t made it as a salon painter he could’ve had quite the career as a fabric designer.

The exhibition currently showing at the Montreal Fine Arts Museum is only a water nymph or three short of comprehensive and completely worth the visit, though the design - the art direction of the exhibition itself - is kind of lulz.  Firstly, everything is painted black and thematically arranged, so you have the black Roman peristyle, the black underwater cave, the black Victorian boudoir (black chair and easel), the black enchanted garden (black clambering silk roses!).  Secondly, all the text is done in this font called “Raphael”, which I can only assume is a private joke on the part of the designer; you know it better as the font used on the cover of Britney Spears’ self-titled third album.  The overall effect was maybe not so much Waterhouse as xxxHolic-era CLAMP.  I felt like I should’ve left and come back in a Black Chii style gothloli outfit.  To pile goth on goth, the curatorial wall text seemed convinced that Waterhouse (who left very few papers) was a student of occultism.  This had never occurred to me, and I’m a student of occultism ahahaha, but believe it or not when one views the paintings side by side the thought becomes plausible.  At least, there was some heavy-duty visual symbolism being carried obsessively from one work over to the next, that only related marginally to the purported subject matter of any given canvas.  Britannia could have been Penelope could have been Circe could have been the Lady of Shalott, but who she really represented is anyone’s guess.

Also check out: Melissa Auf De Maur’s Waterhouse-inspired film OOOM (I wouldn’t have ID’d the connection if it hadn’t been made explicit by its inclusion in the exhibition, but there’s an aesthetic debt for certain).  And Waterhouse’s very own copy of Tennyson - it turns out he was a doodler.

67752:

The group’s intention was to reform art by rejecting what they considered to be the mechanistic approach first adopted by the Mannerist artists who succeeded Raphael and Michelangelo. They believed that the Classical poses and elegant compositions of Raphael in particular had been a corrupting influence on the academic teaching of art. Hence the name “Pre-Raphaelite”. In particular, they objected to the influence of Sir Joshua Reynolds, the founder of the English Royal Academy of Arts. They called him “Sir Sloshua”, believing that his broad technique was a sloppy and formulaic form of academic Mannerism. In contrast, they wanted to return to the abundant detail, intense colours, and complex compositions of Quattrocento Italian and Flemish art.

To be mysterious they started off signing all their paintings with the acronym “PRB” for “Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood”, but had to stop as the rumour got around their college-age crowd that it stood for something rude.

(…And now I’ll review that Waterhouse exhibition, yeah.)

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